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Selling His California House Amid Mudslides and Car Break-ins
from Leave It Online | The Tim Dillon Show #382 · #382
5 min
Tim pitches his Los Angeles house for sale with heavy sarcasm about California's decline, mudslides taking out the road, amateur car thieves caught on his Ring camera, and the stunning view of gas stations and strip malls.
- Tim claims he now understands why Alexei Navalny was a heroic freedom fighter while Julian Assange deserves continued imprisonment.
- Rob Report exposed the price of his California house online, and Tim demands they be sent to polar wolf prison for the privacy violation.
- Tim pitches California real estate as a solid investment opportunity, claiming the state is on the rise.
- He's selling the house because political leaders are too smart, the weather is too good, and he's too happy there.
- The property sits next to a mudslide that destroyed Malibu Drive and cut off access to the house.
- Tim argues mudslides are actually beautiful and offer a spiritual moment to pause and reconnect with the earth.
- He needs a sucker to buy the house—someone who wants to be part of the City of Angels despite all the problems.
- Tim admits the house probably won't sell and he'll be stuck with it for years, though maybe someone will bite while the getting's good.
Julian AssangeLos AngelesAlexei NavalnyRob Report