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Looksmaxing, Bonesmashing, and Kids Getting Plastic Surgery

from Leave It Online | The Tim Dillon Show #382 · #382

3 min

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Tim reacts to news stories about teens 'looksmaxing' with jaw exercises, whitemaxing creams, edgemaxing, and bonesmashing, and jokes that plastic surgery should be made cheap and available to children so they don't hurt themselves at home.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim recounts showing a house where a realtor wanted $8 million for what he considered a dump.
  • Looks-maxing explained: teens drastically altering their appearance to look as good as possible.
  • Tim argues for legalizing plastic surgery for young children so they have every advantage.
  • He describes seeing people with poorly done noses and endorsing cosmetic work as a life strategy.
  • Variant looks-maxing methods include whitening creams, edge-maxing through sexual restraint, and bone-smashing with hammers to appear more masculine.
  • Tim contends that if plastic surgery isn't made safe and legal for kids, they'll do it themselves with hammers and household items.
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