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The Plus-Size Park Hoppers Review Disney World
from Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show #389 · #389
7 min
Tim describes an Instagram account of four larger women who review whether they can physically fit into Disney World restaurants before reviewing the food, reading their reviews and defending them against online critics.
- Tim shouts out the Plus-Size Park Hoppers, four morbidly obese women who review Disney World restaurants to see if they can fit inside them.
- They analyze load-bearing columns and structural beams before assessing seating capacity.
- A whole internet genre has emerged where fat people are mocked for eating, with strangers commenting that they're going to die.
- Tim argues these women are the only people who should be at Disney World; taking your kids there repeatedly means you have no imagination and are disgusting.
- Parents with brains plan vacations that teach their children something instead of just subjecting them to big puppets and characters.
- The Plus-Size Park Hoppers' format: they first tell you if you can fit in each booth, then review the food if seating is possible.
- Tim reads their detailed food reviews, including eating an entire Caesar salad bowl while no one was looking and using a warm milkshake as lubrication.
- When they don't fit in a restaurant, the Park Hoppers become nasty about the food in their reviews.
- Tim describes a close friend who goes to Disney World repeatedly and won't leave his house unless Disney is involved—he thinks there's something seriously wrong with this person.
- Parents should take their children to Scandinavia, Europe, and China to teach them culture, not continually drag them back to the Magic Kingdom.
- Disney fans get mad in the comments about the Park Hoppers, which Tim finds hilarious.
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