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Olympic Fantasy: Israeli and Palestinian Hostages Light the Torch
from Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show #389 · #389
5 min
Tim fantasizes elaborately about the Paris Olympics opening ceremony featuring Hamas releasing hostages and Israelis and Palestinians jointly lighting the Olympic torch as a theatrical peace gesture, imagining audience reactions in Ohio.
- Tim's fantasy: Israel and Palestine form a synchronized swimming team for the Paris Olympics.
- Opening ceremonies might be scaled down because everyone is trying to blow up the Olympics.
- Tim asks Israel to let the Olympics happen without complications.
- Tim imagines Hamas releasing hostages at the Olympics to light the torch together.
- If he worked at the State Department, Tim would pitch staging the hostage release at the Games.
- Hostages emerge eating baguettes and dressed up by top makeup artists for the ceremony.
- Israeli and Palestinian hostages lighting the Olympic torch would be a powerful moment of reconciliation.
- Tim does a southern accent imagining Americans noticing the hostages at the Olympics with baguettes.
Emmanuel MacronHamasParis OlympicsIsrael and PalestineSummer Olympics