rant · moment 3 of 19
Stealing the Erewhon Gary Brecka Smoothie for a Homeless Man
from Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468 · #468
3 min
Tim tells a long story about scamming an extra Gary Brecka "ultimate human" smoothie at Erewhon by exploiting a swap mix-up, then giving the stolen smoothie to a homeless man at a bus stop.
- Tim goes to Erewhon with a friend who is allergic to avocado from eating too much of it growing up in California.
- People now display their personal weaknesses as strengths, like bragging about being allergic to avocado.
- Tim tries the Gary Brecka keto smoothie, which tastes good despite Brecka being a con artist selling longevity claims.
- His friend asks for a peanut butter smoothie instead because he's allergic to avocado and doesn't want the Gary Brecka.
- The Erewhon register guy says only really fit people and Tim get the Gary Brecka smoothie.
- The store accidentally gives them two Gary Brecka smoothies instead of swapping one for the peanut butter version.
- Tim takes the two extra smoothies outside and tells his friend to wait for the peanut butter smoothie he ordered.
- Driving around LA, Tim and his friend find a homeless man at a bus stop and offer him the extra Gary Brecka smoothie.
- Tim tells the homeless man the Gary Brecka isn't popular because people find the amino blend chalky.
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