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The Coming Dumbness (Continued) and a Military Guy He Hooked Up With

from Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315 · #315

5 min

Tim continues his riff on society's decline and nobody wanting to join the military anymore, then tells a story about a nearly non-verbal 24-year-old military guy he was involved with.

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  • Tim advises anyone intellectually inclined to prepare for 30-50 years of increasing stupidity by retreating into old movies and books.
  • Society is approaching full idiocracy, and wealthy people will have to dumb themselves down to maintain control over the masses.
  • Military recruitment has collapsed because nobody wants to join anymore, despite attempts to use celebrities in recruitment tools.
  • Tim describes hooking up with a 24-year-old military guy who is so non-verbal and empty that he's comparable to an inanimate object like a wooden chair.
  • The military guy's entire purpose is to be a body thrown into conflicts planned by wealthy men, with no understanding of anything beyond his narrow job.
  • Tim compares how easily he could describe a teak wood deck in his Hamptons home versus how impossible it is to describe this military guy's personality in more than nine seconds.
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