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Fox's 'Special Forces' Celebrity Show and Its Fantasy Finale
from Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315 · #315
5 min
Tim breaks down Fox's new reality show putting celebrities like Mel B, Dwight Howard, and Kate Gosselin through special-forces-style challenges, then imagines an absurd violent finale where the winners are sent to actually kill a family overseas.
- Tim introduces a new Fox show called Special Forces where celebrities compete in military-style challenges.
- The show takes celebrities and puts them through challenges from actual special forces selection, like hell week.
- The 16-person cast includes Danny Amendola, Mel B from the Spice Girls, Hannah Brown, and Tyler Florence.
- Kate Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus Eight is competing—Tim confuses which reality TV family turned out to include rapists.
- Other competitors are NBA player Dwight Howard, Montel Jordan, and free skier Gus Kenworthy trying to get back on top.
- Tim proposes what the show's finale should actually be: winners parachute into a village and kill a family based on intelligence.
- Mel B gets to parachute from a helicopter, crawl on the ground, and blow up an entire village with explosives.
- In Tim's finale, Mel B holds a knife to a ten-year-old girl's throat and cuts her throat when her father refuses to talk.
- The show would be marketed as 'Do Celebrities Have What It Takes to Kill People' and 'Do Celebrities Have What It Takes to Kill Children.'
- The last two cast members are Anthony Scaramucci and Jamie Lynn Spears—Tim questions whether it hurts Trump's administration that his former officials are on shows like this.
Yes or yesSpecial ForcesJamie Lynn SpearsDuggar familyTyler FlorenceMelanie BrownAnthony ScaramucciKate GosselinFoxGus KenworthyDanny AmendolaHannah BrownDwight HowardMontell Jordan