rant · moment 6 of 12
Reese's, Nanny State Nostalgia, and Banning Franken Foods
from Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355 · #355
3 min
Tim praises the classic Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ratio, invokes Bloomberg-era food bans, and argues for banning "Franken foods" like the Oreo Cakester and donut burgers.
- Tim argues there should be laws against how restaurants fill Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- The Reese's Peanut Butter Cup achieves perfection through its chocolate-to-peanut-butter ratio and shouldn't be altered except for Easter.
- Tim compares Reese's restraint to Oreo's failed experiments with variants like the Cakester.
- The country needs to ban Franken Foods—unholy combinations like donut burgers that push culinary boundaries into the heinous.
- Government power should stop pop-ups in Times Square selling grotesque food inventions.
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