rant · moment 7 of 12
Stuff Your Cup at Hershey Park
from Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355 · #355
7 min
Tim watches and reacts to a video of the Reese's "Stuff Your Cup" experience at Hershey Park, calling for parents who bring kids there to be arrested and predicting mass obesity deaths.
- Tim describes pop-up candy cereal experiences at theme parks as feeding children garbage in a Disney-like environment.
- Stuff your own one-pound Peanut Butter Cup is a uniquely American phenomenon you won't find in Europe.
- Tim notes that in much of the country right now it's so hot people can't walk outside and are developing rashes under their breasts.
- The self-serve frozen yogurt concept is disgusting and exactly like what Tim pitched for his Comedy Central half-hour.
- Americans cannot handle the freedom of choosing what goes in their body—why Chipotle burritos can't close and frozen yogurt costs thirty-eight dollars.
- Families taking their fat kids to stuff their Reese's cup should go directly to jail, because everybody's going to be a legless pig very soon.
- At Hershey Park, you can create a one-pound chocolate cup filled with peanut butter, crushed peanut butter cups, and Reese's Pieces.
- Tim watches the video and notes they're eating this massive cup outside in ninety-degree heat while it melts all over their faces.
- You can put potato chips and bacon bits folded into the peanut butter, but it doesn't even seem good anymore.
- Tim points out the outrage over Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light while nobody is canceling the people marketing bacon bits and peanut butter to children.
Reese'sComedy CentralHershey ParkDylan MulvaneyChipotleBud Light