rant · moment 2 of 12
Denver's Missing Identity and the Green Chili Bloat
from Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355 · #355
2 min
Tim riffs on Denver being a watered-down Portland/Seattle, mocks its aesthetic and people, then insists the altitude bloated him and defends eating a bad green chili burrito.
- Denver lacks a real identity—it's Portland and Seattle's middle ground where people can be weird but not too weird, bisexual but still gendered.
- Tim explains his bloating in Denver is due to high altitude, not diet, and preemptively dismisses the inevitable comments disagreeing with him.
- While every comedian he knows is vacationing in Europe or Italy, Tim is stuck in Denver eating green chili.
- Green chili is not good, and Tim ate a green chili smothered burrito in Denver instead of being somewhere cool like Ibiza.