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The Obama Chef Drowning Conspiracy
from Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355 · #355
15 min
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Tim dives into the death of Obama's private chef Tafari Campbell, speculating wildly about an affair gone wrong, comparing it to the earlier death of Clinton chef Walter Scheib, and riffing on how dangerous it is to be near powerful political families, including the Cheney/Scalia hunting accident tangent.
- Obama's chef Tafari Campbell drowning at Martha's Vineyard estate described as 'not a big deal'
- Tim speculates what he would do if he were Obama with a hot chef who got mouthy
- Chef was supposedly a very strong swimmer, yet drowned in a pond—police won't explain why 911 call reason was left blank
- Democrats run Martha's Vineyard the same way they've run it since Teddy Kennedy; they protect their own
- Chef was at Obama residence while Obamas weren't there—Tim questions why a chef would get to use their estate alone
- Videos show Campbell swimming seven or eight years ago with flippers on; Tim concludes 'this man was murdered'
- Clinton's White House chef also died from drowning in 2015, found in a ravine in New Mexico mountains
- Hiking death is more plausible than paddle boarding death in a pond behind the house
- Tim constructs scenario where chef tries to discuss something with person on paddle board, then gets injected with something
- Strange accidents keep happening around people who run the country—employees, Secret Service agents, dog walkers
- Antonin Scalia died on hunting trip; Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face—list of accidents near powerful people
- Tim wouldn't drown easily because he would yell at the beach and embarrass everyone, including the children watching
- No information will ever be known about any of these things—that's the actual problem
Tafari CampbellMartha's VineyardObamasHarry WhittingtonWalter ScheibTed KennedyDick CheneyAntonin ScaliaMichelle ObamaDonald TrumpBill Clinton