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Hurricane Helene Hits Florida

from Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411 · #411

4 min

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Tim reacts to footage of Hurricane Helene devastating Florida's west coast, joking about people refusing to evacuate, dog boat rescues, and mocking people who claim a private jet flew 'through' the eye of the storm.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim extends condolences to West Coast Florida residents dealing with Hurricane Helene.
  • Florida becomes apocalyptic when weather gets bad, nothing to do but sit inside and watch it destroy everything.
  • The tradeoff of living in Paradise: you might get killed by a storm.
  • West Coast Florida is tropical island living centered around drinking, boating, and waiting to be killed by storms.
  • East Coast Florida appropriated New York energy with industrious people wheeling and dealing in Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca.
  • Dogs swimming through hurricanes and boat rescues exemplify West Coast Florida chaos.
  • Florida residents have a weird stubbornness: they say 'fuck it' during category four hurricanes and then need boat rescue.
  • Tim debunks people on X excited about a private jet flying through a hurricane eye—they're flying at 48,000 feet above the weather, not through it.
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