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Nancy, Cliff, and the Mass Layoff Email
from Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492 · #492
3 min
An extended bit imagining a woman named Nancy getting laid off by impersonal email while her husband Cliff is under investigation for shooting a Black child, contrasted with the old-fashioned personal layoff meeting.
- Mass layoff email tells everyone they're fucked.
- Outdoor malls with Jenny's ice cream and poke bowls will turn into Detroit.
- Six-figure earners in normie-core Austin City Limits aesthetic are about to face flesh-eating diseases and schizophrenia.
- People who travel to Thailand and post Instagram photos are in trouble now.
- The crowd eating $125 ribeyes and $27 glasses of Cabernet are in trouble now.
- The young professional—six-figure graduate of good private schools, moving to Brooklyn for fintech startups—is being hunted by the AI demon and Sam Altman.
- Tim doesn't want these annoying people ending up homeless in tents with their children on the streets.
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