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Wix Ad: Websites for Every Weird Niche Hustler
from Episode 153 - Gavin McInnes · #153
7 min
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Tim runs through a series of absurd hypothetical niche businesses (veteran hairstylist, autistic-kids DJ, tarot card reader for rich housewives) who supposedly need a Wix website, riffing on how his ads differ from phoned-in competitors.
- Tim explains why he actually puts effort into ad reads instead of phoning them in like other podcasters.
- He's identified his audience's core problems: impotence, suicidal ideation, and anxiety—which is why he recommends CBD and websites.
- Tim argues that people lack self-respect and self-concept because they don't have their own website to park their content.
- Wix's AI program can help anyone build a professional site—he gives the example of a hairstylist who cuts hair for maimed Iraq and Afghanistan veterans.
- A DJ who only plays non-threatening melodic music for autistic children's parties needs a website to advertise that specialized skill.
- Tarot card readers who work with wealthy women whose husbands are bringing home interns need a website to reach their lost clientele.
- Tim makes an exception: stand-up comedians don't need a website—they need a gun.
- He admits he joined Planet Fitness seven years ago for $8,000, went once in Queens where everyone was in a burqa, and never returned.
- Gary Vaynerchuk says everyone has a business inside them, though Tim notes it's usually human trafficking.
- Tim wants to get into the business of running sober houses that actually encourage residents to relapse so insurance will pay out.
- He's serious about partnering in this relapse scam but doesn't know how to get started, so he's asking listeners to DM Wix about it.