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Filet-O-Fish Bun Rant into Delay Spray Ad

from Episode 153 - Gavin McInnes · #153

5 min

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Tim rants about McDonald's failing to steam the Filet-O-Fish bun properly, then pivots into a raunchy read for delay spray, including a dark riff about a wife who can't orgasm.

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  • Tim complains that his Filet-O-Fish had an unsteamed bun, which ruins the sandwich by removing all resistance.
  • An unsteamed bun makes him want to walk into McDonald's with an AR-15 and ask why they ignore the menu description.
  • Soft, supple Filet-O-Fish is like sex; you want a steamed bun but not a steamed dick.
  • Tim introduces Promescent climax control spray, developed by doctors who prioritize male sexual performance over diseases and cancer research.
  • You spray Promescent on your dick using patented target zone technology so it doesn't transfer to your partner.
  • Promescent is recommended by over 2200 urologists and is the number one sexual enhancer on Amazon with free, discreet shipping.
  • Tim describes having to perform sex for 48 minutes while his wife lies like a corpse, unable to orgasm.
  • He fantasizes about his heart exploding during sex so blood cascades onto his ungrateful wife's face.
  • Tim claims Promescent spray actually works and directs listeners to delayspray.com with promo code TIM15 for 15% off.
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