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Wix Website Ad and Aunt Sheila's Wedding Photos
from Episode 152 - Feral · #152
6 min
SponsorWix
Tim pitches Wix website building with AI design tools, imagining a wedding photographer using Wix to land clients like 'the Benedettos and the O'Learys,' and riffs on boomers scrolling Facebook and the bleak reality that most listeners' dreams won't pan out.
- Tim tells the audience they should get a website and explains why Wix is the best option for people without much money to spend.
- Wedding photography example: Tim describes using Wix to showcase photos of Aunt Sheila dancing drunk at a Long Island catering hall wedding.
- Once photos are on the Wix website, families like the Morones, Colliers, and O'Learys will see it and hire you for their own weddings.
- Older people prefer websites over Instagram because they're more comfortable scrolling through actual sites while on Percocet.
- Tim directs listeners to TimDillonsGoingToHell.com, his Wix website, and tells them to click the link to upgrade their own sites.
- Promotion offer: anyone who creates a Wix site within the next couple days will get 90 seconds to three minutes on the show to promote their business.
- Tim will be taking calls from entrepreneurs next week, including a fashionable Black woman with a clothing line on Instagram.
- Tim's assessment of his audience is that it's probably a family of possums, not fashionable people.
- For most people just starting out, having a website provides comfort while waiting for success that likely won't come.
- Tim warns that for the majority of listeners, life will be a slow gradual descent into an indescribable pit of hell because most people aren't good, smart, or sharp enough.