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Prime Male / Delay Spray Ad
from Episode 152 - Feral · #152
3 min
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Tim reads an ad for a delay spray product (Prem/delay spray) claiming urologist endorsement and a discount code, riffing on the absurdity of male vs female time to orgasm statistics.
- Tim endorses Prem Essent delay spray, describing it as perfect for men who want to last longer in bed.
- Average men reach climax in five and a half minutes versus women's eighteen minutes, creating a fundamental timing problem.
- The solution is Prem Essent spray applied to the penis for normalized sensitivity and stronger orgasms.
- Tim jokes that 2200 urologists endorse the product, apparently unconcerned with prostate cancer and instead testing dick sprays in Arizona strip malls.
- Prem Essent ranks as the number one sexual enhancer on Amazon and represents a spray alternative to pills like Blue Chew.
- Tim won't promote Cialis unless they pay him, though he acknowledges they have cash and he'd go to bat for them if compensated.
- The company operates out of people's trucks with headquarters in a Tahoe, though Tim clarifies this is a joke on a comedy podcast.