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BlueChew Ad: Dick Pills, Blowjobs, and Interracial Dating
from Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma) · #150
6 min
SponsorBlueChew
A sprawling BlueChew sponsor read drifts into graphic discussion of Luke's sex life, penis size rankings among high school friends, blowjob technique, and jokes about his black girlfriend.
- Tim asks Luke about his sexual frequency and erectile function
- Luke describes nineteen-year-old men rubbing soft penises against his leg instead of achieving erections
- Luke offers to perform oral sex on men with erectile dysfunction before they have intercourse
- Luke claims he gives exceptionally good blowjobs, very intense
- Luke compensates for not having a large penis by excelling at oral sex
- Bluechew advertisement begins: chewable performance enhancement claiming faster results than Viagra
- Tim pitches Bluechew's benefits—discrete packaging, ability to go multiple rounds
- Tim asks whether Luke feels inadequate sexually because his girlfriend is Black and he doesn't have a large Black penis
- Luke's girlfriend avoids Black men because her father abandoned her, not because she doesn't want them
- Luke describes extremely large penises as gnarled with veins, looking like they were in an electrical fire
- Weird kids in high school always had the biggest penises
- Luke states his sexual preference is skinny men with little body hair and large penises
- Final Bluechew pitch: free first order with promo code TD, five dollar shipping