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Trump's Riviera of the Middle East Speech
from Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza | The Tim Dillon Show #430 · #430
2 min
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Tim plays and reacts to Trump's actual press conference remarks about the US owning and rebuilding Gaza into 'the Riviera of the Middle East,' comparing it to Greenland and Canada annexation talk.
- Hamas is not a stable governing apparatus, but things have inertia and will happen whether Tim likes it or not.
- Trump's vision for Gaza includes a beautiful indoor-outdoor mall with luxury amenities.
- Hamas will inevitably end up working at the mall—you cannot defeat capitalism.
- Hamas members will become managers at PF Changs in Gaza, dealing with complaints about orange chicken instead of running tunnels.
- You can't live in tunnels forever; eventually people have to come above ground and work at casinos or make smoothies for Four Seasons guests.
- Working at a casino is not the worst thing that has historically happened to people.