rant · moment 8 of 28
Hamas Will Work at the Mall
from Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza | The Tim Dillon Show #430 · #430
4 min
Tim elaborates at length on his 'called it' theory that Gaza will become a luxury resort/mall complex, comparing it to Ukraine's rebuilding and joking that Hamas members will end up working retail jobs like Build-A-Bear and PF Chang's.
- Tim outlines the questions real estate developers obsess over: amenities, pools, valet, doormen, and whether a development qualifies as luxury or uber-luxury.
- Real estate developers and regional power players are salivating at the prospect of rebuilding Gaza, driven entirely by the possibility of making enormous amounts of money.
- Jared Kushner is in Miami planning to carve up beachfront property in Gaza into hotels, shopping districts, casinos, and high-end developments.
- Tim claims he knew from October 7th that Gaza would follow the same pattern: prolonged war followed by a rebuilding process controlled by outside interests.
- Ukrainian refugees are living in ski towns across France, spending American and UK money they've laundered while the original sources of funding remain unclear.
- Real estate developers will treat Ukraine's reconstruction as an enormous opportunity, dwarfing even major American real estate markets.
- Gaza represents something bigger than the Pacific Palisades or any Hollywood enclave—a prime piece of religious and geopolitical real estate in the Middle East.
- Developers are coming for Ukraine, the breadbasket of Europe, because this is simply how global capital works when conflict ends.
- Tim compares receiving free chocolate at a redeveloped location in Gaza to avoiding acid attacks, suggesting even modest improvements beat the status quo.