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Owning Manhattan Trailer and Wishing Violence on Realtors

from Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show #399 · #399

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Tim reacts to a trailer for the reality show 'Owning Manhattan,' mocking the failed-actor-turned-realtor archetype and joking that real estate agents on these shows should fear acid attacks or being thrown out windows for how they represent wealth.

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  • Tim hopes the trend of reality television ends with violence against realtors.
  • The trailer makes wealth look stupid, and Tim finds it embarrassing despite driving a Bentley with candy-cane seats.
  • The show's premise: after selling $300 million in real estate, the host started her own company with a ruthless confidence pitch.
  • These real estate agents should be afraid to go to their apartments at night, attacked in the street, thrown out windows.
  • Tim suggests throwing acid at real estate agents in the street, comparing it to acid attacks in London.
  • 90% of every real estate office is people doing nothing—the show's premise that real estate is a blood sport is absurd.
  • Tim tells his hot but dumb friends to become real estate agents because they can make money doing it.
  • Imagine someone from the Owning Manhattan show getting acid thrown in their face at a cafe, then appearing on season four with burn scars.
  • Tim clarifies he's not advocating violence but saying real estate agents on the show should fear for their lives.
  • People on these shows should be afraid to go out in public because someone might throw them in a van and they'd never be heard from again.
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