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Arizona's Fireworks Shortage and the Flume Replacement
from #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show · #304
4 min
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Tim and Ben dig into Arizona cities like Tempe and Chandler replacing fireworks with pyrotechnic "flume" shows due to supply chain issues, mocking pyrotechnics expert Kindon Victor and predicting furious, gun-toting residents.
- Tim says Arizona is a dump full of lot lizards living in the dirt who deserve what they get.
- Arizona should have spent 11 months securing fireworks instead of just playing golf.
- Tempe is replacing fireworks with a spectacle called 'red, white, and flume' — flower-shaped structures shooting 30-foot flames on the lake.
- People are not going to accept a flume show; they want actual fireworks with loud bangs.
- Tim would suggest Arizonans just show up with AR-15s and shoot at the sky instead.
- Pyrotechnics expert Kindon Victor claims it's not a fireworks shortage but a supply chain issue from China.
- Kindon Victor says Arizona will power through and provide shows exclusively for the state despite other cities requesting help.