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The Roe v. Wade Non-Committal Bit
from #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show · #304
6 min
Anticipating the pending Supreme Court decision while pre-recording, Tim delivers two contradictory scripted reactions to cover either outcome, riffing on his own wishy-washy, home-renovation-style talking points about abortion.
- Supreme Court expands gun rights
- His actual position: abortion is fine within a window, but gets creepy once the fetus looks like a puppy
- Whitney Cummings is staying at his house and prefers the smell of paint
- Tim delivers a non-committal statement about abortion that works regardless of the ruling
- He claims he doesn't care about Roe v. Wade, then immediately contradicts himself
- Tim goes off-script on his actual position regarding Roe v. Wade, tangenting into dip, parking, and kitchen tile instead
- His stated position: he supports government-funded abortion up until the point where it makes him personally uncomfortable
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