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America's Next Top Homeless Entrepreneur

from #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show · #302

4 min

An extended bit pitching a reality show where sales gurus like Tai Lopez, Gary Vaynerchuk, and Grant Cardone coach homeless fentanyl addicts to compete as entrepreneurs, with Kris Jenner as guest judge.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim pitches "America's Next Top Homeless Entrepreneur," a reality show pairing unhoused people in LA with sales trainers like Tai Lopez and Gary Vaynerchuk.
  • Instead of hiding homelessness, LA should embrace it by concentrating all homeless people there and celebrating it as the city's defining feature.
  • Motivational speakers would coach homeless fentanyl addicts whose minds were scrambled by illegal wars, screaming at them to "stay on brand."
  • A contestant breaks character mid-pitch, saying "They told me to do things in Iraq I didn't want to do, I can't stop hearing the voice."
  • Tim argues American capitalism could give homeless people self-worth through a reality show where psychopathic contestants attack each other on camera.
  • Tim says he's tired of feeling bad for the unhoused and wants them on television now.
Mentioned here

Gary VaynerchukLos AngelesGrant CardoneTai LopezKris Jenner

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