rant · moment 10 of 22
America's Next Top Homeless Entrepreneur
from #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show · #302
4 min
An extended bit pitching a reality show where sales gurus like Tai Lopez, Gary Vaynerchuk, and Grant Cardone coach homeless fentanyl addicts to compete as entrepreneurs, with Kris Jenner as guest judge.
- Tim pitches "America's Next Top Homeless Entrepreneur," a reality show pairing unhoused people in LA with sales trainers like Tai Lopez and Gary Vaynerchuk.
- Instead of hiding homelessness, LA should embrace it by concentrating all homeless people there and celebrating it as the city's defining feature.
- Motivational speakers would coach homeless fentanyl addicts whose minds were scrambled by illegal wars, screaming at them to "stay on brand."
- A contestant breaks character mid-pitch, saying "They told me to do things in Iraq I didn't want to do, I can't stop hearing the voice."
- Tim argues American capitalism could give homeless people self-worth through a reality show where psychopathic contestants attack each other on camera.
- Tim says he's tired of feeling bad for the unhoused and wants them on television now.
Gary VaynerchukLos AngelesGrant CardoneTai LopezKris Jenner