rant · moment 14 of 20
Buying Baby Formula in Bulk to Resell, and Extending Abortion Access
from #299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show · #299
6 min
Tim jokes about arbitraging bulk baby formula purchases to resell at a markup, then spins into a bit proposing the Supreme Court delay overturning Roe v. Wade for six months to let people 'get in' before banning abortion, given the formula shortage.
- Tim's business plan: buy baby formula in bulk and resell it to poor areas at a markup.
- With Roe v. Wade being overturned and no formula available, Supreme Court should extend abortion access to seven or eight months, even on the operating table.
- Proposal: overturn Roe v. Wade but allow abortion up to and including day of birth for six months during the formula shortage.
- People are desperate and can't control the babies already here; the country should implement a Chinese-style ban on birth.
- Crypto ownership is a better replacement for having children—Bitcoin provides the same emotional highs and lows as raising a kid.
- Mommy bloggers and cryptocurrency community culture offer identical content—both obsess over their chosen investment constantly.
- It's irresponsible to have children right now; America needs a one to two-year moratorium on all births across every race.
- Close all OBGYNs, treat pregnant mothers as criminals, forcibly abort their children, then give them cryptocurrency to watch instead.
- Elon Musk buying Twitter means Tim can finally threaten to kill his aunt and post her address again without consequences.
- Stop arguing about Roe v. Wade—ban birth entirely instead.
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