rant · moment 8 of 22
Official Statement: I Don't Care, Move to Austin
from #297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show · #297
4 min
Tim delivers his mock-official, Fearless, unaffected statement on the whole Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub scandal, says he hates going to the Comedy Store parking lot, and jokes that all this drama could be solved by everyone moving to Austin.
- Tim suggests everyone should have moved to Austin, where there's a thriving economy of back alley abortions and shootings.
- His official statement: he doesn't care about anyone involved and doesn't want to find out what happened.
- Standing in the Comedy Store parking lot makes him want to kill himself and he's never had less fun.
- Tim expresses upset about his experience at the end of his stay in Australia, though the tour has been largely positive.
- Australian audiences are great because comedy is for drunk people who don't overthink things, and there's plenty of that here.
- A friend of his started using Keeps for hair loss and has had great success with the service.