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Tour Wrap-Up and Willy Wonka Airbnb Sign-Off
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
3 min
Tim closes by thanking fans for the tour, noting only Australia and Vegas/Reno dates remain, mentions an upcoming special, and closes with a final singsong pitch inviting 'heifers' to book his Willy Wonka-style Airbnb.
- Tim boasts about his business mind, then qualifies that his manager lands somewhere on the autism spectrum.
- Tour is officially over; no more tickets available, and Tim announces he hates stand-up and everyone in it.
- Travel on the tour has been grueling—hotels and constant motion have prevented studio podcasts from happening in LA.
- Vegas and Reno shows are coming up; Tim expects half the audience will hate the special when it drops.
- Comedy is meant to be seen live because specials never truly capture how funny things are in person.
- Tim's Airbnb will feature a projector in the pool area showing the Food Network while guests eat and float.
- Fat people love pools because the water makes them feel weightless and unable to feel their life decisions.
- Tim pitches his Airbnb as a Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience where guests can graze on the acreage like cattle.