rant · moment 17 of 26
Naming It "Fat [Expletive] Weekend" and Marketing Photos
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
2 min
Tim workshops branding the Airbnb listing with photos of candy, deer, a windmill and a tiki bar, and describes watching overweight tourists waddling around downtown Austin trying to pick a bar.
- Tim pitches marketing a weekend getaway as "Fat [Expletive] Weekend" with lifestyle photos of candy, fridges, deer, windmills, and pools.
- He describes spotting overweight tourists walking through downtown Austin, comparing them to herds of cattle that can barely pedal the pedal bars.
- One tourist refuses to enter a bar because it lacks a fish tank, despite being 150 pounds overweight and unable to move comfortably.
- Austin is uniquely horrible because it's like Disney World—dedicated solely to making memories but unable to actually provide anything worth remembering.
- Tim contrasts Nashville and Austin with Paris, New York, and London, which exist in a memorable fashion without being explicitly designed for tourism.