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Wine Country, Scavenger Hunts, and Instagram Pigs

from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295

3 min

Tim and Ben riff on the actual itinerary for bachelorette guests -- Texas 'wineries,' disposable cameras, murals for photos, and a spaghetti-o kiddie pool -- mocking the desire for manufactured Instagram memories.

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  • Tim explains why friends go to Texas wineries — because that's what Texas is known for.
  • Red wine from Abilene makes perfect sense as a regional product.
  • The tour will eventually end despite years of farewell announcements.
  • People are attracted to Airbnb properties because they want nature and Instagram-worthy moments.
  • Disposable cameras included in Airbnb packages appeal to guests wanting that nostalgic 90s vibe.
  • Tim suggests putting a can of creamed corn in the rental as a prop.
  • Women should run from cameras rather than toward them, comparing their behavior to people fleeing danger.
  • Murals on the property help guests take bachelorette photos and other Instagram content.
  • Alternative marketing angle: market the Airbnb to actual pigs instead of Instagram-obsessed women.
  • The pig-focused Airbnb pitch includes filling a kiddie pool with Spaghettios for entertainment.
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