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Caruso's Cheesecake Factory Chef Crisis Story

from #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show · #292

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Tim and Ben watch and mock a Caruso interview where he compares fixing LAPD to solving a drunk chef problem at the Cheesecake Factory, and jokes about his 'do it quietly' policing philosophy.

In this bit9 moments
  • Rick Caruso's dollar-a-year salary slogan is hollow political marketing.
  • Caruso claims his Cheesecake Factory experience qualifies him to lead LA — he sent a drunk chef to rehab and replaced him with his deadbeat cousin.
  • The drunk chef at Americana's Cheesecake Factory was burning the chicken and fish every day.
  • Caruso's actual achievement was reforming LAPD under a federal consent decree and dropping crime by 30 percent.
  • Tim reads Caruso's line about the only dangerous people in the city being police.
  • Caruso's solution is his 'do it quietly' program — encouraging cops to behave as before but quietly, like busting heads in secret.
  • Tim admits he's starting to believe in Caruso after hearing the 'do it quietly' pitch.
  • Tim ridicules the interview setup — only one camera, no shot of the interviewer, conducted inside a restaurant.
  • Fox 11's production choices for the Caruso interview are bizarrely unprofessional.
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