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Disney's Creepy New "Story Living" Housing Communities
from #288 - The Real Housewives of Cotino | The Tim Dillon Show · #288
13 min
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Tim dives into a news story about Disney launching branded master-planned home communities called Cotino in Rancho Mirage, California, mocking the eerie marketing language, the loss of personal freedom involved, and imagining what a dystopian Disney-controlled neighborhood would look like.
- Disney's extreme secrecy and lack of legitimate documentaries about the company.
- Tim describes Disney World as a sickness rooted in Peter Pan syndrome and unresolved childhood trauma.
- The people drawn to Disney communities are unwell, according to Tim.
- Disney announces Story Living, branded master-planned home communities in the Coachella Valley.
- Tim fixates on Disney's use of the word 'reassuring' in describing community architecture and what that implies.
- The phrase 'story living' fills Tim with a sense of dread about what comes next.
- Cotino will include 1,900 housing units in Rancho Mirage, threatening to ruin Palm Springs' cool mid-century modern character.
- Tim reads Disney exec Josh D'Amaro claiming fans want to keep Disney part of their lives all the time.
- Communities will be named 'Story Living' to focus on culture and place-making, with residents as active story participants.
- Tim warns that anyone excited about this has deep problems and should feel horror and fear instead.
- Other corporations will copy Disney's model, building branded fantasy communities where people live in movies all day.
- Disney releases promotional ad for Story Living communities with messaging about charming homes and world-famous service.
- Tim jokes about the first murder in a Disney community and how it won't fit the narrative.
- This marks the beginning of corporations designing entire communities, with BlackRock and others profiting through rentals.
- Tim questions whether Disney communities will have crime, drug markets, and rough neighborhoods like real places.
- Real estate economist Daryl Fairweather suggests Disney-branded retirement communities for baby boomers.
- Tim argues Disney World should be a four-day visit, not a permanent residence for elderly people.
- Tim questions how much more people are willing to give to corporations like Disney.
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