Fake Austin Tourism Ad Bit

• 59:20Anyone mentioning grace is a signal to check their credit card statements for motel charges.
• 59:42Tim plays a fake Austin tourism video describing the city as relaxed, peaceful, and cerebral with no crime.
• 1:00:18The video claims you always feel safe in downtown Austin, unlike New York where people get pushed into subway tracks.
• 1:00:39Texas figured out how to have a place without any crime where families walk around at night feeling completely safe.
• 1:00:56The speaker was shocked to see full families and generations window shopping and going to clubs at 10-11 p.m.
• 1:01:17Tim reads a section about having meaningful conversations with strangers and the friendliness of Austin residents.
• 1:01:34The video concludes that Austin feels like a peaceful music festival every night celebrating the act of being alive.

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