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Freshly Meal Delivery Ad
from #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show · #285
3 min
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Tim reads the Freshly sponsorship, joking about hating cooking and inventing a bit about being too busy helping flood victims to cook.
- Tim argues that people who cook are soulless, especially in New York City where it's all about going out.
- He claims he was so busy relocating flood victims that he couldn't eat, and Freshly came through in a pinch.
- Handing leftover Freshly meals to flood victims didn't work because they were more concerned about their homes than food.
- Tim tells listeners they're fat slobs because they don't make the right food choices, and Freshly removes decision-making from their lives.
- Companies spend millions on marketing to trick people into thinking unhealthy food is actually healthy.
- Freshly meals are done when finished—you don't go back for seconds or order from PostMates afterward.