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Cold Open: Vax Card Mandate Bit
from #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show · #285
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Tim jokes that the show is late because of a fake in-studio vaccine mandate, riffing on masks, boosters, and antibodies as "mini rogans."
- Tim opens the show apologizing for being four days late due to an LA vax card mandate requirement.
- The studio imposed restrictions requiring vaccination and double boosting, which Tim notes aren't even legally required.
- Tim tried to sneak ivermectin in but it was confiscated under the studio's vax-only policy.
- Tim catalogs the escalating safety theater: face shields and masks over every orifice to prolong life at all costs.
- Tim insists they'll defeat COVID with antibodies, which he describes as tiny little mini Rogans fighting back in the body.