rant · moment 2 of 33
Birthday Cold Sandwiches from Michael
from #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show · #285
2 min
Tim recounts his birthday and how his friend Michael sent a room-service tray of cold Italian subs and charcuterie that sat for hours, and complains about hollow "happy birthday" texts from people he barely talks to.
- Tim had a birthday recently and realized birthdays are annoying and shouldn't be celebrated.
- His friend Michael ordered Italian subs, charcuterie, and chicken parmesan to his hotel room in New York — after Louie Anderson and Meatloaf both died.
- Tim spent the whole day out, came back to find only cold food Michael had sent, delivered by 'this junkie.'
- Giannis reveals he didn't even know it was Tim's birthday — which Tim identifies as the mark of a real friend.
Friend of the showLouie AndersonMeat LoafYannis Pappas