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Defending Dino: Instagram Sleuthing and Declaring Him Innocent

from #281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday | The Tim Dillon Show · #281

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Tim reads Dino's Instagram captions and comments from followers offering criminal lawyers, then jokingly declares his full support for Dino's innocence and blames steroids and Trembolone.

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  • The dad and grandfather were arrested for operating an illegal waste site and the company pleaded guilty to filing fake documents and secretly subcontracting hospital work for illegal profit.
  • Tim notes the company was indicted for racketeering in 1987 for bribing officials to dump construction waste in Jersey, then paid a $25,000 fine and got off.
  • Nobody deserves to get shot in the face on Christmas, but Tim questions whether little Dino actually did it since police only arrested him for fleeing the scene.
  • Maybe Dino was just stressed and wanted to go work out — police never considered that possibility.
  • Examining Dino's Instagram, his caption reads "don't bleed on someone who didn't cut you" with hashtags like blessed, grateful, stay focused, and fitness.
  • Tim declares he's being framed by a gangland connection and doesn't believe Dino committed the murders.
  • Dino's too much of a pussy to shoot his mother in the head — nobody from their generation actually follows through on killing their parents despite talk.
  • Tim blames participation trophies and soft snowflakes as why young people never raised a hand to their parents.
  • Instagram comments on Dino's post include people offering criminal defense lawyers, joking about steroids and Rikers Island.
  • Long Island culture is about getting the hookup — a guy would tell his friend "yo, my boy got in some shit, shot his parents, but I got him a good lawyer and he only did 20 years."
  • Tim concludes it's an unfortunate cycle of violence.
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