rant · moment 10 of 26
Afro-Latino Ben Character Bit and Miami vs. Austin
from #280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal | The Tim Dillon Show · #280
4 min
A bit voicing an alternate 'afro-latino' persona who trashes Ben and Austin while praising Miami's sexier, more accepting culture, tying into looking at Miami condos.
- Tim performs as an afro-latino character raised in Santo Domingo who rejects living in white Austin with Ben, claiming Ben looks like a golfer with AIDS.
- The character insists he doesn't look stupid in Balenciaga while Ben's baggy clothes hide AIDS lesions, calling Ben a dumb white piece of shit.
- Looking at condos in Miami because that's where his culture is, dismissing Austin as a pit.
- Tim argues Taco Bell is some of the best Mexican food because food is an idea—tacos represent freedom.
- Austin is reduced to getting drunk, buying a taco, and eating it outside with no roof because there are no rules and he's fun and flirty.
- At 38, he wants a young UT guy to go down on him on a futon in a gentrifying neighborhood while gunshots sound outside, then eat brisket and repeat—but no thank you, he's back to being afro-latino.
- Miami is where people appreciate him; they don't give a fuck, asses and tits are out, and it's a sexy city while Austin is sexless.
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