rant · moment 5 of 29
Why the Suburbs Beat the City
from #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show · #279
2 min
He riffs on preferring the suburbs to cities, joking that city people are desperate to share their half-baked ideas while suburbanites just quietly get takeout and stuff their feelings down with food.
- Tim has never lived in a gentrifying area and dislikes the energy of trendy neighborhoods.
- The aesthetic of gentrifying areas is white women with gang art, which doesn't appeal to him.
- Cities are hellish; suburbs are nicer with more space and fewer people imposing their ideas.
- Suburb dwellers tell you to shut up and get takeout instead of assaulting you with their ideas.
- When something comes up you believe in, stuff it down with food like a calzone before it comes out.
- City people with three roommates at 40 figured it all out and are always trying to tell you what they know.