rant · moment 4 of 29
The Rat Toast Roommate in Flatbush
from #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show · #279
2 min
Tim clarifies he's never gentrified anything, then tells the story of briefly living in Flatbush Brooklyn with a paranoid roommate who hid the garbage from rats and nibbled the same corner of toast every day, ending in a screaming fight over his security deposit.
- Tim lived for two months in Flatbush with a crazy woman who had no garbage can because she was terrified of rats.
- The roommate would tie garbage bags to the kitchen door to keep rats out, convinced she'd seen one in the apartment.
- Every day she took three bites from the northeastern corner of a piece of toast and put it back in the refrigerator—like a rat would do.
- Tim and the roommate had a falling out; she wanted him to leave but he demanded his security deposit back.
- She claimed that's not how security deposits work, but Tim insisted it was and forced her to return it.
- Tim screamed at her in the drug store, calling her an animal to embarrass her as he left with the $750 check.