ad · moment 9 of 17

Magic Spoon Cereal Ad

from #278 - A Thanksgiving Tale | The Tim Dillon Show · #278

2 min

SponsorMagic Spoon

Tim reads a Magic Spoon cereal ad, listing flavors and nutrition stats before riffing into absurd territory about eating it everywhere including in the bathroom and during sex.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim claims he can't eat anything anymore except Magic Spoon and eats it for all three meals.
  • He describes carrying Magic Spoon everywhere—on planes, in cars, even in the bathroom.
  • At a restaurant with no appealing menu items, pull out Magic Spoon and ask the waiter for a cup instead of ordering.
  • Tim suggests eating Magic Spoon cereal at a restaurant while your friends stare, then tell them you're choosing to be healthy.
  • Magic Spoon works in sexual situations—put it in someone's butt and eat it out of there because there's nothing wrong with that.
Mentioned here

Magic Spoon

All 17 moments in this episode →