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Magic Spoon Cereal Ad and Ben's Breakfast Confession

from #275 - Cool Mom! | The Tim Dillon Show · #275

6 min

SponsorMagic Spoon

An ad read for Magic Spoon cereal spirals into Tim interrogating Ben about why he thinks healthy breakfasts are boring, plus a tangent about violently reacting to sugar and choking his aunt.

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  • Tim insists healthy breakfasts don't have to be boring, though he admits he used to think they were.
  • His real reason for wanting sugary cereal: he wants a dopamine hit, not nutrition.
  • Being healthy is boring in his opinion—he wants to be stimulated when he eats.
  • Tim claims he hits people violently when he has sugar, once choking his aunt against a bathroom door.
  • Magic Spoon cereal tastes like sugar but contains zero grams of sugar, 13-14 grams of protein, and only four net carbs.
  • He reads the product specs at auctioneer speed to demonstrate his ability to rush through ad copy.
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