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Magic Spoon Cereal and a Violent Sugar-Free Scone Rant

from #271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show · #271

3 min

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Tim spins into an increasingly graphic and absurd story about beating up an elderly diabetic person who asked about sugar-free scones, before pivoting to promote sugar-free Magic Spoon cereal.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim describes his conflicted relationship with cereal and sugar, oscillating between loving it and feeling miserable after consumption.
  • The happiest people he knows avoid sugar entirely and eat bone marrow instead.
  • Someone asked Tim if his pumpkin scone had sugar, and he violently assaulted them for suggesting sugar-free alternatives.
  • Tim regrets not telling his victim about Magic Spoon cereal before attacking them.
  • He suspects he may have killed the elderly diabetic person but wishes he'd promoted the product instead.
  • Magic Spoon recently brought back Cookies and Cream and Maple Waffle flavors permanently.
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