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The Activist Series Finale Fantasy and Getting Whacked Diana-Style

from #269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show · #269

9 min

Tim spins out an elaborate, increasingly grotesque fictional finale of The Activist set in Minneapolis with celebrity judges Michelle Obama, Greta Thunberg, and Michael Brown's mother, then jokes about Meghan and Harry having him killed for making fun of them, before a brief 9/11-adjacent tangent.

In this bit10 moments
  • Tim pitches Archwell Productions with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex presenting The Activist.
  • The royals fled racism in Britain and came to America, where the LAPD is the least racist organization in the country.
  • Archwell Productions would have him whacked Diana-style if he kept talking about this.
  • Tim on how long you can discuss 9/11 before people assume you don't care or you're a Hollywood elite.
  • Documentary recommendation: "9/11 The New Pearl Harbor" as a fun four or five hour thing to show the kids.
  • Tim envisions The Activist as Project Runway, with Meghan Markle as judge and activists competing to solve police violence in 48 hours.
  • The winning activist's slogan: "If it's in the face, it's about race."
  • Finale setup: two remaining activists blindfolded in Minneapolis, opening boxes with phone numbers of George Floyd's family, addresses, and pictures of racist gang infiltrators.
  • Celebrity judges would include Michelle Obama, Greta Thunberg, and Michael Brown's mother for a three-hour collage challenge.
  • Nobody understands humanity less than the people whose job it is to showcase it on television every night.
Mentioned here

Meghan MarkleLAPDArchwell ProductionsGeorge FloydDuke and Duchess of SussexMichelle ObamaMichael BrownGreta Thunberg

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