ad · moment 9 of 26
BetterHelp and the Norman Rockwell Fantasy of Getting Help
from #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show · #261
3 min
SponsorBetterHelp
A BetterHelp ad turns into an elaborate fantasy monologue imagining small-town America (loose meat sandwiches, car dealerships, beach clubs) transformed because 'you went to BetterHelp,' riffing on Selena Gomez's 'Lose You to Love Me.'
- Tim describes the Norman Rockwell fantasy of BetterHelp: dancing under stars, becoming a respected community elder, getting the corner office.
- Everyone at the local tavern greets you with respect after you've unloaded your problems to BetterHelp.
- Car dealerships stop trying to con you and actually help you get a good vehicle because you went to BetterHelp.
- The ice cream truck always has what you want in stock, and people refuse your money because of your improved mental health from BetterHelp.