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Sheath Underwear and Supporting an Accused War Criminal
from #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show · #261
3 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
A sponsor read for Sheath Underwear spirals into an extended dark bit defending the (fictional) owner Robert, who is being charged with war crimes in Iraq for shooting a pregnant woman and allegedly setting her on fire.
- Tim endorses Sheath Underwear and its owner Robert Patreon, who is being charged with war crimes at The Hague.
- Tim claims the pregnant woman shot by Patreon did have a bomb and that he acted appropriately.
- Tim emphasizes the importance of supporting Robert during his war crimes trial, noting he shot a pregnant woman in Iraq as a last resort.
- The woman didn't even die from the stomach shot—she lost the baby, which Tim notes is what people don't realize.
- Accusers claim a man matching Patreon's description doused the woman with kerosene and lit her on fire after shooting her, which Tim does not believe has been proven.
- Patreon was dishonorably discharged for going AWOL and not respecting the chain of command while butchering women and children.
- Tim argues Patreon was doing what needed to be done to secure his brothers' safety and fight for the nation's interests.