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Haiti President Assassination and Fort Lauderdale Bomb Threat
from #260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show · #260
2 min
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Tim briefly reacts to news of the Haitian president's killing and a Fort Lauderdale airport bomb threat evacuation, joking that media has run out of real things to cover.
- The president of Haiti was assassinated; Tim notes he was a U.S. puppet, so he assumes he was safe.
- Fort Lauderdale Airport terminals evacuated over a bomb threat, with passengers deplaned and people beating each other up on flights.
- Tim suggests the media is calling in bomb threats to airports because they've run out of other stories to cover.
- The conspiracy pitch: unable to stir up anger about Trump or COVID, the media decided to create chaos by calling in airport bomb threats.
- Tim plugs tour dates: Caroline's is sold out, but tickets remain for Boston's Wilbur Theater and Foxwoods in Connecticut.
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