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Partying in Your 30s and Being Too Old For It

from #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #251

3 min

Tim reminisces about puking outside clubs at 22 and explains why at 36 he has no interest in partying anymore, tying it into people using coke as an excuse to dance.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim puked in his lap while sitting outside City Deli after partying too hard at 22.
  • He can't pace himself and doesn't want to party anymore—he's exhausted after doing two hours of comedy.
  • By age 25, Tim realized that when people in their mid-to-late 30s use the word 'party,' they mean cocaine.
  • Now people just take oxy and click the buy button on NFTs and Dogecoin instead of partying—at least if you buy a car you can't afford, you get to drive it before crashing.
  • Tim brings up John Gotti's son being hit by a car, noting that modern mobsters wouldn't care about revenge the way they used to.
  • The last time New York really had organized crime was the 70s; by the 80s Gotti was flashing everything and everyone knew it was over.
  • The new mafia is Bitcoin—a genuine criminal enterprise replacing traditional organized crime.
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