rant · moment 26 of 28
Plans to Upstage the Wedding and Never Being a Best Man
from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243
6 min
Tim jokes about wanting to overshadow the wedding by claiming credit for it, discusses never having been a best man or attending many weddings, and reminisces about skipping ceremonies for the food.
- Tim describes his fantasy of standing up at the wedding to claim he made the entire event happen and that it's actually his day.
- He insists the wedding was paid for by him, so he wants to recite the vows after the couple to reassert his dominance.
- Tim says he'd bring a random 20-year-old to marry right there on the spot as his own wedding during their ceremony.
- Tim wasn't planning to go to the guest's last wedding, citing a rough patch in their friendship around the time he was building out the dark studio.
- His goal is to give them a present so nice that they both feel horrible and it asserts his dominance like a Stephen King billionaire character.
- Tim might stand up at the reception and announce what expensive gift he gave them to make sure everyone knows about his present.
- His backup plan for the best present: fire the guest from the show and bring Lisa instead.
- Lisa fell asleep on his live stream on Twitch, which Tim thinks is hilarious and would absolutely watch as a format.
- Tim says he's excited about the wedding and confirms it's going to be quick and painless.