rant · moment 24 of 28
Planning Ben's Wedding Menu and Guest List
from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243
5 min
Tim quizzes Ben about the details of his upcoming wedding""barbecue, Blue Bell ice cream, guest count around 60""and jokes about wanting to get blackout drunk and interrogate his own hypothetical spouse at the altar.
- Wedding venue is Green Hall outside Austin, and Tim is told not to publicly announce the location.
- Wine and beer will be served, specifically Shiner Bock and Lone Star, but no hard liquor.
- About 60 guests are expected, which Tim thinks is pretty big for a wedding.
- Tim jokes about wanting to relapse on drugs and alcohol an hour before his own wedding to turn it into a bit.
- Tim describes getting sauced up before marrying someone and demanding they prove they love him while threatening to dismiss the assembled guests.
- He'd hire a priest despite calling them pedophiles, then tell the priest to shut up during the ceremony.
- Ben and Katie are already officially married, so they're skipping the traditional church ceremony structure.
- Tim hopes Katie's father gives a speech that turns into a full conspiracy rant about Trump being the real president and the country being in a war against Satan.
- Tim decides not to give a speech at the wedding because it's weird when a public figure like him talks at someone's wedding.
- Ben invites Tim to give a speech anyway, and Tim agrees to do it.