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Cobra Kai Diversity, Baywatch, and Toxic 90s Sitcom Lessons

from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243

9 min

Extended riff mocking calls for more diversity in Cobra Kai, comparing it absurdly to wanting fat lifeguards on Baywatch, then expanding into how sitcoms like Home Improvement, Roseanne, Mr. Belvedere, Step by Step, and Friends gave society unrealistic and destructive life lessons.

In this bit11 moments
  • Asians didn't need a sitcom version because they're doing great and don't need nine roommates to remember to buy milk.
  • Seeing yourself reflected on TV is maybe the worst thing in the world—Dennis Franz made you think you could be a fat racist cop, Beverly Hills 90210 made you think you could play a teenager at 35.
  • Reality TV created a cycle: people grow up watching reality shows, get onto reality shows, have kids, get diabetes, and nobody knows how it ends.
  • Tim and Ben toured a high-end apartment building in Century City to see what luxury marketing looks like.
  • The realtor led with complimentary breakfast as the main selling point, as if treating a fat person—eggs, bacon, bagels, and lox to come after COVID ends.
  • Ben was offered a gym and lap pool tour while Tim got shown a screening room where he could lock himself away from good-looking people outside.
  • The apartment complex features a butler service that brings food directly to your unit so you don't have to be seen storming downstairs like an angry rhinoceros.
  • A.A. Gill, a Scottish travel writer for the Sunday Times and Vanity Fair, wrote a brilliant article called 'Condos of the Living Dead' about high-end apartment marketing.
  • Gill described salespeople selling a lifestyle of brushed steel and marble in apartments with hundred-thousand-dollar kitchens that no one will ever toast more than a bagel in.
  • Steve Bing, a screenwriter and producer who hung out with Bill Clinton and Rob Lowe, jumped to his death from a building at 10,000 Santa Monica because he was broke.
  • Tim speculates that Steve Bing may have called Bill Clinton about their shared bad deeds before his suicide.
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A.A. GillSteve BingBill ClintonRob Lowe

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